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A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across. - Irvin Cobb Quotes

A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across.

Alcohol And Alcoholism Crack

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin Cobb Quotes

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.

As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid. - Irvin Cobb Quotes

As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin Cobb Quotes

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. - Irvin Cobb Quotes

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

Defense Funerals

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers. - Irvin Cobb Quotes

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin Cobb Quotes

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.

A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't. - Irvin Cobb Quotes

A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. - Irvin Cobb Quotes

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Irvin Cobb Quotes

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

Birthday Emotions Funny

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